2002-10-29-12:33 a.m.
Hello! How've you all been? We need to do a little catching up. So the 21st birthday was a bacchanalia of debauchery and drinking, and of course the requisite prayers to the porcelain gods. And let me tell you when I pray, I pray hard. In fact, I prayed in the bar's lovely bathroom stall as well as the sink, on the way home hanging out of my brother's car window, and in the bathroom at my brother's apartment. All. . .night. . .long. Yes, ladies and gentleman, I am a puker. Excitingly, I had a minimal hangover as I had wretched up most of the previous evening's sins. I have never had so much to drink in my life. It is a right of passage that everyone must at one point experience, one that I don't think I will experience for a very long time. I must brag just a little. For a lighweight I held on for a pretty long time. Here's the breakdown: Long Island Iced Tea- 7 Mind Eraser- 2 Goldschlager- 1 shot Some triple shot that the bartender made for me Jagermeister- 1 shot (this is the one that did me in) So this was the evening of my 21st birthday. I had so much fun, thanks to my brother and my friends. I wouldn't have had my birthday anywhere else than in the toilet.
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